012 The Easter episode.

Ethans always a party pooper, why so much shit talking around here? Dreaming about church, What if Ethan actually did a tattoo on the podcast that has TAT in its name?  The Hanson Twins, DOOMSDAY clock and  the Rapture.  HAPPY EASTER.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:03

So you were looking for something to listen to and you ended up here. What's up? My name is Ethan, and I'm the host of the show. Over the past 25 years, I've had a wild group of people walk through my tattoo shop and tell me some of the craziest stories you would never hear unless you were sitting in that chair. I've invited a few of these maniacs to join me and talk about everything, anything, and nothing. Whether it's about UFOs, aliens, food, conspiracies, or whatever, you're sure to be entertained and probably get a laugh out of it. Or you're gonna think we're a bunch of nutjobs and never come back again. Either way, you're here with us now, so sit back, relax, hit cruise control, and enjoy the ride. Welcome to the Tat and Chat Podcast. What in the hell is going on to the universe, to the people on the podcast machine, Renee, Josh, welcome to the Tat and Chat Podcast. We're me and my friends talking about fuck up shit, and we just we just talk. I don't even know what we're talking about, but it just goes any place. So what's going on, guys? What's happening? What's going on? Not much over here. So I'm gonna start off by saying, What were you saying? I'm not laughing at Josh. We can laugh at Josh. He loves it. He told me that I was I practiced with his band and I laughed, and he was into it, but when I told him I wasn't laughing at him, his buddy told the joke. He got upset.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

So now I just laugh at him.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Was it fun? Did you guys have a good time?

SPEAKER_03 1:33

In my head, when he walks in, I I I hear I hear like uh um what is it? The applause, applause, applause. It's like, hey, there's Josh. Yeah, that's how it should be.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

It is how it is.

SPEAKER_03 1:47

It is right now. Thanks, guys. Thanks. Shut the fuck up.

unknown 1:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

I said shut up.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

They can't help it. They can't. This is just to see you and then.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

But yeah, I was thinking like, if you were gonna do a stand-up comedy show, how would you start it? Or would you probably wouldn't even do it, right? I don't think I'm funny enough to do a stand-up comedy. I think you're really funny. You just need to start talking. Oh, jeez. I I know how it started. I tell a story about me taking a shit. No way. Really? Yeah. I was gonna Yeah. You know, you guys were talking about all the shit, all the shit talk earlier, and I was like, uh, yeah, I just took a shit right now, which I didn't. I just thought it'd be funny to say I was at a party and took a shit because you guys are, you know, talking or whatever to say. I can't remember the whole what was the what was the line? What was the first line dropped?

SPEAKER_01 2:28

It was do not poop in places that don't you don't belong.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

No, I called Renee a party pooper.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

And I said, I just literally was at a party and took a shit. Which led to you guys saying that, oh, I wait till I go home to shit. And I'm like, how do you vacation?

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Well, there are certain times where duty calls.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

He takes everything literal. That that is your home. When you go on vacation and you stay in a you stay in a R. That will never be my fucking home.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

No, but for the weekend.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

Well, no, but it's your home for the weekend.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

So well, we were on a tour, the bus had a had a had a pooper on it.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

That's different.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

And so everybody's like, you can't shit in the bus. I'm like, oh yeah, when you're driving like 13 hours between countries and shit. You got a shit. It's not like that in Europe. There's not truck stops everywhere like in America. Like you go to them, it's like you have fucking five different currencies in your hand, and you want to get a candy bar, they hit you're lucky if they have any candy bars. I mean, maybe now it's different, but back in 2007 wasn't like that. But if you had to take a shit, like the bus driver isn't stopping, so you're like, fuck. So you have to wait until it's wicked late at night. And like the only reason I even knew on time was I took a piston that smelled like shit in there, and my guitar player was like, he's like, Yeah, man, I shit in there. I'm like, You're not supposed to shit in the bus. He's like, I don't care. Just wait till everybody's in bed, then I shit. I'm like, good idea. So I just waited for everybody in bed, and then we'd shit.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

That's how you do it. So I have a friend, Mike Kroll, I was in the army with. True story. He took a shit in the toilet in Saddam Hussein's palace.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Wow. Yep, true story. That's a royal dookie right there.

SPEAKER_02 3:59

A royal dukey.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

He gets to forever say that. Did he take a picture of it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Yeah, I wasn't there, but uh many, many people have told me the story.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

I had a dream one time that I was the Pope and I swear to God, and I was the Pope and I was taking my Pope poop in glass. I was the Pope and I was taking my Pope. I was taking my Pope in my Poping room, and it was a freaking glass dome. And I was just like waving at people as I was doing my business. She's like, I was really taking a holy shit. This was like it was more divine. It was like Gregorian chants in the background.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

You said you had a dream you were the Pope. I had a really weird fucking dream last night. I had a dream last night that I don't know what it was, but like I was like, we were going to this church because Ethan got like found God a couple years ago and was reading the Bible and all stuff, so we felt like I felt like well, we should we should honor this whole thing and start going to church. He was really into it. So we we started going to this church and uh they started talking about politics at the church, and I was like, I don't want to talk fucking politics. Like if I'm here for God, let me be here for fucking God. You know, whatever. Like I'm I'm trying, I'm like, I'm sitting there the whole time. Every time these guys are talking, I'm head down. I'm like, just give me a fucking sign, man. Just give me something because I do. I want I want to believe. I want I I want to go to this place that's God's house and do my and do this shit. Well, I'm having this dream. I'm talking to these people saying, hey, you know, why don't you keep the fucking politics out of it and just talk about God? You know, we gives a shit. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, I give a shit if you want, and if you want to say something, say it, but don't don't spend 20 minutes talking about. Well, during the whole time, I was painting a picture that kept flashing back and forth between talking to these people, like saying, Hey, you know, I want to come to this church, but you guys keep talking about this shit. And I'm painting a picture, and I had like a really cool painting that I'd done. I I can't remember what it was, but I looked at it, I was like, this is cool. Why am I painting over it? But I kept painting with black paint with hints of color in it. So it looked black. If you were far enough back, it just looked black, but when you got close to it, you could see like it was a hint of green, a hint of red. And I was painting all these roses, and I was like, what the fuck? I just kept painting tons of roses on this over top of an old painting, and then I made like just a couple beams of light, like it looked like they were coming from the top, coming down, and the flowers were full color, like the in in the sh in the sh in the beams, it was full color, but everything else is black. But it all had the same texture, so if you looked at it, you could see the texture of it. And I was like, I was actually gonna paint it. I was gonna send you, I'm gonna paint that picture, but I was gonna send you a message. I was like, Wow, I had a dream about religion. I'm painting fucking roses, half of them are black, but the beams of light come down. Yeah, I didn't even know he could draw.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Deep, I want to dig into that. What?

SPEAKER_03 6:36

You're an artist? What? No idea. You know, I thought about like the originally when I said, hey, I want to do this podcast, Tat and Chat Podcast, I thought it'd be funny to talk about people. I thought it'd be cool to talk about people do tattoos and all this, and then we just took it this whole route and just start talking shit, and now we just it's it is what it is. But I thought about like doing an episode where I'm actually tatting.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

You should this is my favorite thing about you, and this doesn't happen every time. So if people are listening and they then they come in and it doesn't happen, then sorry. But this is my favorite thing. I've I've been to several tattoo artists before I came to you many, many moons ago and haven't left. But um, thank you. These other artists, I would always say, you know, I have this idea, and like can you can you like like make your own spin on it? And they never would. They're just like, oh let me take a stencil of this and then stencil it on your arm and then draw it, you know, exactly like the stencil is. And you do that sometimes, but you always put your own little thing on it. You're always like you just you see something and you just go for it. And you that's what I love. I'm like, I don't want it like the book fucking says. I want it, make it yours, and you do, and I love it.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Well, I think a lot of people, um I I I mean, I think a lot of people come in with what they want, and everything's created by AI now, but people come in with exactly what they want. So it's like this, like, so now it's like this moral kind of code, right? Do I want to use AI? Do I want to use something off the internet? You know what I mean? And a lot of times I'm just like, oh man, you know, someone just wants this fucking tattoo. Do I really give a fuck? I'm not trying to be like a groundbreaking tattoo artist. I'm gonna be the best, I'm gonna do this awesome, realistic thing, and I want I want everybody to know what I can do. I'm like, I have skills, I can do shit, I I've I can push the envelope, I can go a little further if I want to, but I kind of just work for my customers. So like if they come in, they they want a fucking skull and they bring me this picture of a skull. If I haven't done it before and it's not really someone else's art, I shade different, I line different. It might look the same, I might even use it as my guideline, but by the time I'm done, it's it's not the same. You know what I mean? Like, and I use like if I'm gonna look at a skull, I'm gonna draw a street. So it's like it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna tweak it a little bit, but yeah, I'm kind of like uh I'm kind of like uh a street artist, like in the sense of like you know, if you went to like Las Vegas or something or went to a city to get a tattoo, they kind of just you come in, I'm pretty quick, I do my shit, and I just I just want my tattoo to look good, hold up, and people will be happy. At the end of the day, I don't give a fuck. As long as I'm not stealing shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:04

So long because of all the shits and you take in a day. He'll book you for like two hours, the tattoo takes him like 12 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

Because he talks a lot. You'll get in here, you'll talk for a half hour, then you'll do the process, then you'll talk for an hour, half hour, then you'll do the process a little more, and then you get your tattoo, and then you talk for an hour, half hour, longer. So the tattoo takes like 15 minutes, but you're here for two. And it's always worth it.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

It's funny, it's funny because um I see a lot of artists like are posting like how long it took them to do the tattoo, and sometimes I'm like, man, I took six hours. I'm like, holy shit. I'm not saying that the shit doesn't look good, and I'm not saying that like I'm doing that because I I I do a style that's like accessible, affordable, and people like it. It holds up. Like I I like what I do, like I I do it, you know, do it that way. But people like what you do too. I do I do huge, huge pieces in a few hours. But when I talk a lot, you know what I mean? Like it's like, oh shit, I gotta give an extra half an hour. I know the first half an hour is gonna be just shooting the shit. But it's important, man. It's important because I have people come in their first tattoo, and like I'm just talking to them, and I could tell they're nervous or they went somewhere else, and the other person didn't talk the whole time. And I'm like, well, I don't shut the fuck up, so I don't know what I'm gonna say. And people are like, oh, it's like it's like therapy. I'm like, yeah, for me, I'm gonna drop all my fucking problems and any fucking things that I that bother me on you, and you're gonna leave with like, wait, what the fuck before I left? I mean, before I came there, I had these problems, and now I have these all these, he's got some fucked up shit going on. You know, I just dropped it on them. I feel great when I'm like, thank you, and they pay me and they leave, and I'm walking out of here like going, man, I should drop, man, that was the best therapy session ever, and I got paid. I got paid. But I do like to talk because I think it's like I like to break people down until they get them laughing and stuff. Because once you're if if people are uncomfortable and weird, and like, and it's just this whole weird situation, you're uh people like that's when people pass out, they get hot, they get nervous, they get anxious. But if they're laughing, they're loose and stuff. I can communicate with them a little better, they're more honest with me. They'll they'll say, I'm like, listen, if you don't like it, tell me. If there's something you don't want, you know, or yeah, if it hurts and it it it makes it so uh it loosens it up.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

It does.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

I feel like I'm learning so much about you today.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

Don't you love it?

SPEAKER_02 11:13

Well, he's an artist and he likes to talk. I'd had no idea about either of it. Well, let me tell you something else about me.

SPEAKER_01 11:19

He likes to poop places.

SPEAKER_03 11:20

Yes, I like to poop at parties.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

I'm what you might call his stand-up comedy.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

I might I might I might be what you call a party pooper. Yeah. Could be. Don't invite me to your party unless you want that fucking paper.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Do you bring your own paper with you?

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Um I should.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Do you know there are certain people who have shit toilet paper? I don't know. What do you guys okay?

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Yes, it's true.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

I cannot stand like coffee filters. Yes, the hospital, high school tissue, like the Scott 1000, so thin you need to wrap that thing up.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

Yep, that's what we use at our house.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Bring me the thick shit. We have to. Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

Because there's so many shits going on. No, because if it if you don't, it'll clog the fucking. Remember, I had because there's so much. The first episode, flashback to episode one, where the fucking shit was like stuck and I had to have some guy come because it just it just it won't go. It won't break down. They they flipped out on me because you can't put anything down. You gotta use like something that's gonna break down quick and easy. So that's what we said.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

So you use high school toilet paper. Well, we have a bidet. Like this. You ever use a bidet? Well, I'm French. We invented bidets. You ever use you have one at your house? Uh everybody should. I have one. And wipes too. Like, don't use baby wipes. You don't throw them in the toilet. Yeah, you don't put the toilet.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Someone did was stand at my house, threw them in there, and they clogged the shit up. Man, I feel like we're having a flashback right now. I'm I'm getting all those emotions back. Are you okay? I ate that day. Do you still taste it? Oh my god. God damn. But yeah, but a bidet is a bidet. Think about this. You're walking up the stairs, someone's ass is in your face, and you know there's a pretty high chance they didn't use a bidet. And there's a pretty high chance they didn't use it, either use a baby wipe or wet that fucking toilet paper to clean that up. So many people walk around with a dirty ass. That's like eating like chicken wings and then going and shaking everybody's fucking hand with you after using a napkin. Go to the bathroom. Just a napkin. You soap in fucking water.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

I don't know how we survived all these years without baby wipes. You don't need a baby wipe, you need a bidet. Dude wipes or bidets.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Whatever kind of you want to use, just use it.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

It's okay. You just have a stinky ass, and I know that now.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Some of them still do. Oh, I use I use dude wipes.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Everybody's serious.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

For sure.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

I'm just saying, I don't know how we ever survived without seriously the dangle berries of the 90s. Seriously.

SPEAKER_03 13:39

Yeah, I think you shouldn't. When dudes were squatting in the woods and getting back out the party.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

They were fine, they had the same, they picked up a bear or a rabbit, and they just like they're using leaves off a tree. They're using it a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

My ass is kind of itchy. That was poison ivy.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

I heard a guy once, he said, your asshole is the only thing that you would just wipe shit off from with a piece of paper and say that it's clean. If you got it on your hand, your arm, your leg you wiped it off with paper and said it was there's no way you'd say it's clean. You would freaking shower and scrub it.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

But if you you know so many people don't do that. It's so gross. Why are we talking about it?

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Because that's how I would start my comedy show. This is funny.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

We're 100% doomed.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

Renee, did I not ask that he get all of the shit talk out in the chat in the group chat before?

SPEAKER_01 14:26

So I didn't bring it in here. You sure did.

SPEAKER_03 14:31

That's how I want to start it. That's how I want to start the comp the my stand-up comedy. This is your shit show, bud. This is my shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I've always I always say there's two things that I will not scrimp on. Food and toilet paper. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Seriously, you don't want to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

I want the softest toilet paper and I will not buy cheap food.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Cha cha cha. Bananas. Charmin.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Josh loves bananas. I mean, that's not cheap. I mean, there's a few. I don't like bananas.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Bananas are gross.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

I like I like fruit and vegetables. I don't like to find it.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

I do too, but not bananas. I do like banana things, but not the fruit.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Josh, like he prefers bananas in his mouth, though. That's that's of course he does it. He loves them. Well, we know that. Where do you put them in your ass?

SPEAKER_02 15:14

That's where you put bananas.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

No, I put them in smoothies and then drink it. What the fuck are you talking about? It still goes in your mouth. Nah, but it's I watched you eat it this one time. This one time he's just kind of no, this is not true. I was like, what the fuck is he doing? This is not true. I'm like, who the fuck eats a banana like that? And I look at my wife and she's eating a banana.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

I'm like, holy fuck! It's an epidemic. It's an epidemic.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Okay, if he wants sticking them bananas off the butts, it's crazy. It's crazy. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

But anyway, banana backwards.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

We're all doomed. So so back to you, Josh.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Back to me.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

Yeah. Bananas. Bananas.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

Should everybody eat bananas or should they not? Yeah, I think they should eat that. There you go. For the potassium? They should, yeah. For the potassium.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Especially for like kid uh kids that play sports. I definitely you should eat bananas.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Do you know that tomatoes contain more potassium than a banana done?

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Tomatoes are disgusting. Who doesn't want spaghetti?

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Who brings a tomato to a soccer? You don't like spaghetti.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

He doesn't like sp uh tomato sauce. You don't like ketchup and tomato sauce and all that stuff? I'll eat ketchup sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

I eat spaghetti sauce and pizza, and so I just don't like I don't like sauce.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

I don't like it, but I will eat it.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Yeah. I like all sauce. You ever had tomato pizza?

SPEAKER_02 16:32

I won't eat tomatoes. They're friggin' disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Delicious.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

But nothing beats surgeries. Surgies is good too. So yeah, so what do you think of this whole uh Easter time? This Easter time. The Easter bunny.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Are you gonna go to church on Easter?

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Yeah, probably. That's kind of what I was thinking. Probably maybe.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Yeah, is that how you celebrate? We don't. We don't do the church thing.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

We didn't for years. Last year we did. But that's why that dream I thought was important. Yeah. Uh you know, it was okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

You know, I didn't I know I know why you go to church on Easter, obviously, but uh we didn't for a long time because uh I'm divorced and I have two kids with my ex-wife. Oh and uh it's it was it's you know, it's hard on holidays to split up time. It is, I'm sure. So holidays we don't usually go to church. Oh. Uh 'cause we have to, you know, split up the time so much for the kids that you can't give away the entire morning.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

Yeah, we we we went last year and uh it was okay. It wasn't like it wasn't kind of what I wanted or what I thought, but I feel I feel like I should. I feel like we should be going. You know what I mean? Like like I was saying earlier, like I just I feel like there's this like I wanna believe, I want to have all that stuff in there, but like it's just hard. Like I wouldn't mind the Christmas shit, you know what I mean? But like usually at that midnight and stuff, these cool Christmas masks. I'm like, I'm not gonna sit there do a mass at freaking.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

I have a hard time making it past 8 p.m. So midnight is out of the question. Cinderella's in bed.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

Yeah, no, not me. Oh yeah. I'm just getting started. That's what that's I usually want to go in the studio around eight o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

I wait for my family to go down and then I'm like, that's that's when I'm recording or editing.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

It's like sle sleeping beauty time.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Sleeping beauty time.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Some people need more beauty sleep than others. I don't need a whole lot. I'm a Pisces. I sleep a lot.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

I'm a Pisces too.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

Yeah, but you're a March Pisces, you're a mean Pisces. I'm a I'm a February Pisces. We're the soft and kind and loving, dreamy one. I am a May. You're a Gemini?

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Uh I don't think so. Are you well? May what? May 19th. May 19th. Something else. I know what it is. Uh Taurus?

SPEAKER_01 18:50

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

I think I'm a Taurus.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Good job, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

I only remember it because of four Tauruses.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

That is funny. Yeah. What's a what's what's like a Taurus sign mean? I have no idea. Do you know Ray?

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Well, yes, first of all, it's a character that leads with a lot of uh vigorous intentions and power. They're very powerful.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Say no more.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

You should see him power down those bananas, I'm telling you. They're vindictive too. Two or three. Taurus people are vindictive. They're very uh stern and yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Am I stern?

SPEAKER_01 19:24

I don't know. Are you?

SPEAKER_03 19:26

I don't know. Yeah, you are. Am I? Uh maybe. I mean some of the stories you tell me, they're just fucking awesome. I'm like, oh, I would never say that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Sometimes like I can't get the fuck out of my band and never come back. That's stern. I can be stern. Yeah. I can be, but I don't like to be. I'd rather just be nice and easy going. Like I am most of the time.

SPEAKER_01 19:47

By the way, I had fun jamming with the band the other night. Yeah, would you guys jam? I want to hear it. Give me a song. Um The Hansen twins.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Hansen twins. Come on. I had no idea, man. And then I looked it up. I thought it was the two blonde guys, and it's the band Nelson from the fucking 90s. I forgot about that. It was a band. I thought that was the Hansen twins, and I thought they were singing that song. What's the song? I don't even know what the song is now. Now I get all confused. Ba ba boo. No, the one that the one that we were doing. Oh that's the Hansen Hansen kids.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Yeah, it's the only Hansen I know.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Yeah, but there's a Blue 182. No, it wasn't Bleak 182. It was. You're right. It's not. What was it? It's doot do do do do do do do do right? That song. I was like Hansen twins, yeah. And I imagine those two blonde guys just playing their guitars, singing and shit. And it's not, it's just a totally different band. I didn't know the band. Oh well. But I had a lot of fun. It was awesome. It was cool. Everybody was cool. And it was, it was just, we jammed out and stuff. Should we expect a show anytime soon? April 18th. Where? It's in Harrisville. Harrisville.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

At the fire hall.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

Not April 18th. But the truth is, I went there and Josh is like, hey, you better be careful because these guys smoke a lot of pot.

SPEAKER_01 20:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

And I'm like, Don't get him arrested.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Dude, it's legal. It's legal now.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

It was a joke. Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

This is a comedy podcast.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

My God. That wasn't funny, though. It's then fucking drop some comedy. It was very funny. That was a bad joke. Anyway. It was awesome. I'm going to start using these sound effects all the time, man. But Rev needs something like in there to carry it. How do you remember what's what?

unknown 21:25

Well, it says it right there, but I can't see very good.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

Oh. So you just randomly.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

Oh shit. Here comes the story. So anyway, I go to the jam space. Josh says, hey man, they smoke a lot of pot. I'm like, oh no big deal. My last band smoked a lot of pot. Right. But the last band I in had like 40 foot fucking ceilings. I ever show you a picture of that jam space. It was like a hall. And like so I didn't even know I didn't even know they were like smoking, right?

SPEAKER_04 21:48

But it's a garage.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

Dude, I don't even know. Contact buzz. No, it's like elite, it's like a it's like a little shelter part of a garage that was like modified into a space. It's I mean, I'm talking There's not a single window. I mean, it was awesome. It was a movie set. That was a I mean, you that is so high years of shit. Dude, they start smoking bongs or whatever the fuck they were smoking. I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, oh yeah. Fuck. I am gonna get high. You are so high. Whatever they smoked, it was filling the fucking air. I think that one kid had a bong. I don't know what it was. And so anyway, it was dabbing. And so I'm sitting behind the drums going, yeah, I could breathe it in. I'm like, I can, I'm gonna get fucking high. And they I don't know how much they smoked, but it was like, but he he's already he already knows. He was he already knows. He came home, he's like, Are you okay? No, he's like and uh he's like, I'm hungry. And uh, yeah, so fucking uh I'm sitting there, I'm getting ready to play drums. Do you need your microphone out?

SPEAKER_01 22:40

He's doing sign language.

unknown 22:42

What does he want me to do?

SPEAKER_02 22:43

I want you to turn it up just to smidge. I'm the guy. Oh, you're the guy? I had control of the mic. I thought he was like, I was like, why is he caught up?

SPEAKER_01 22:51

The headphone, what up? Or your mic?

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Yeah, the mic. Just a little. Oh, my mic? Turn it up. No, mine, turn it up. I can't hear myself. You shouldn't. I shouldn't. You're not supposed to. Is that too loud? It's very loud. Wow. Is it? Ouch.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Well, if you guys just gotta so anyway, I go to the gym space. I don't want to hear you. I go to I go to the gym space, and so I'm fucking getting baked. I'm three songs in, I'm like, I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack. And Josh sitting there singing, smoking a cigarette, and I'm like, now I'm breathing in the cigarette smoke. I'm like, oh my god, I'm fucked. I'm I don't breathe, I haven't done this shit. So high dude, dude. I'm sitting there, I I started about by the end of the set, like they let's let's play the song. I was kind of complaining I was totally distracted because I was feeling nauseous because I was like, oh my god, I'm like fucking high. I'm like breathing in cigarette smoke. You know, the first time you smoke a cigarette when you're a kid, you're like, and you and you feel sick, like you're gonna throw up, you're like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. Like, dude, I felt like motion sickness. I was like, oh my god. So I go out as soon as we're done, I'm I walked outside, I'm like, I need to breathe in some fresh air. Yeah, I'm like breathing the fresh air. I'm like, holy shit. I told you.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

I told Renee, like I smoke when my band plays, like I practice and stuff. But it's because I don't smoke pot, I can't stand the taste of it. And as soon as they start smoking, all I can taste is pot. So I just smoke cigarette after cigarette, like the whole time that we're practicing.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

But I'll tell you what, though, I'll tell you what. So as I was there, I was getting all these feelings, but I was playing drums. I haven't played drums like stone in a lot. So long, I don't want to say that good, but I was having fun. Yeah, it was good. It was and I'm just like, I'm watching those guys play, so I'm just starting playing it up. The baseboys like, dude, man, he's like, You're playing the show. I'm like, yeah, man. It was upbeat. It was funny. Like, we knew that slow.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

No, it was good. We knew that he was gonna be good, and like he's played for a long time. I I knew that that you'd do good, but I anticipated there being some changes you'd miss, or you know, something we'd have to go over things a few times. You know, I I anticipated that happening. Like, at least if you let me give you my card, but it didn't. I said, here's the set list, and we would just went right down through them.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

Every song, not one, but uh Ethan Henry, professional. Yeah, it was good. So I so as soon as I was done with the set, they're like, Okay, we're gonna run it again. I'm like, oh fuck. I they're gonna use that. So I go outside, take a couple breaths, I'm like, holy shit. I I was hungry too. I went hungry because I thought if after after I played drums, I'm gonna be hungry and I'm gonna eat. So I didn't want to eat before I went because I figured I'll just I didn't want to eat all that shit. So I'm outside breathing.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

It's his stomach moving.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Dude, I was I was like I was hot for playing drums, but I was like feeling nauseous from like the all the smoke. I was like, oh my God. So he comes out, I'm like, listen, man, you gotta ask those guys. I didn't want to, I didn't want to be a bitch. No, you gotta ask those guys that not smoke pot in their mix. I am getting fucked up right now. I don't smoke pot. I'm like, this is not cool. Yeah, dude. I was driving, he was talking me the way home. I don't know if you even noticed, but I'm like going, oh shit, man, I am fucking stoned right now.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

I knew you were stoned because you said it every 17 seconds all the way.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Oh my god, dude. I'm like, I'm like, dude. I'm like, he's like he's talking to me and shit. I think he was buzzing from drinking or whatever. And so I'm like driving like, this is not this is a fucking movie.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

This is all fake. He did not drink and drive. He did not smoke pot and drive. This is all for the show. It wasn't on purpose. It wasn't on purpose. So anyway, it's a comedy show.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

He called Julia and he's like, she faked you guys.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

I was there in 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

So high.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

I pulled up my truck and I laughed at these two fools like it was.

SPEAKER_03 26:15

But I thought I was gonna have a panic attack at first because I last time I tried to smoke pot, I had a full-blown panic attack. I was like, oh shit, oh shit, like it fucking fucked me up. That sucks. And I so I I quit smoking, but I didn't. I I actually kind of like it wasn't so bad, but I was feeling nauseous because I just I think I was hungry and shit. And they wanted to go over the set again, and I'm like, man, I'm like, it's getting late. I'm fucking I get it.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

I think if I didn't smoke cigarettes at band practice, I'd feel the same way. The next day 100% believe that I was hungover.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Oh, smoke cigarettes. You were hungover because of the cigarette, not the weed.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

I'm joking. Dude, I felt I felt like shit the next day. I told Julie I was like, I went home that uh that night and I just lay there on the couch. We were gonna watch a movie with Ethan.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Did you eat something? Yeah, ate some garbage.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Oh, it was terrible. It was terrible.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Oh, it was bad.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

I got two cheeseburgers for like$97.50 and they were disgusting. My God. Why would you do I don't even we had to eat? I mean, we had to eat something. Yeah. It used to be sliders, and sliders was pretty good. Even their stuff that they would put in the um, they have like a what is it called? Like it's a little heat, it keeps things heated. They would like cook food and then keep it a warming, a warming. Like a warming, you yeah, there you go. Something like that. It even that food was good. It'd sit there sometimes for way too long. Yeah, and it'd be like you know, way overcooked. And it was still good.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

The shit from Stuart's is freaking nasty. I remember stopping at sliders a few times when we went to like Old Forge, I think. There were sliders, I think, on the way, and I I was impressed. I was like, wow, they have some pretty cool shit here. Yeah, and Stuart's isn't that bad in the daytime, but like all they had out was like tuna fish, and that I saw I saw tuna fish and I saw egg sales like oh last time I ate from Stuart's, other than the other night, the time before that, last time I had ate there, guess what I ate?

SPEAKER_01 28:03

Tuna.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

A banana.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Sword again.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

Swear again. That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

So what what you were talking to me about something that you uh you were trying to bring up uh about this this this clock ticking or something like that. What was it?

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Oh yeah, so our we're finally on to our topic of the the day. So I lied to Renee earlier. I told her that you always lie. Yeah, I don't always lie. But I told her that I wasn't going to use uh index cards because but I didn't write them all out. I just wrote some notes on here so I could keep it. Did you bring like doomsday clock, right? So there's this guy, Chris Bloodso, and Ethan, you brought him up um you brought him up before. I did yeah, like he's the guy you were talking about, I can't remember which episode it was, but a few episodes ago about the guy who calls the orbs in.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

He's the same guy. So this guy, he sees orbs that dude from the Beyond Skinwalker Ranch guy? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

Oh no kidding.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

So he calls in orbs and he believes that uh they like they're supernatural beings, right, in these orbs.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

And that's if you believe this stuff. Doesn't necessarily mean it's true.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Right. I mean, this is what he claims. He's wrote uh a couple books on it. Um and he had a premonition in I don't remember, it was either 2012 or 2013. He wrote a book on it, and we're getting close to that time, so he's been making the rounds. He's been on the podcasts and he's been on all sorts of shows and uh Yeah. Well what but what was his premonition? So his his premonition is that uh the end of the world is coming soon. So he he claims that this woman all in white visited him and and gave him uh you know the gave him this premonition, and he says that um she said that uh when the suffering of man becomes too great, they will um they'll snuff it out, right? They'll snuff they'll snuff out the darkness. Um he says he thinks that it may be like the rapture, like the you know, second coming of Jesus. He doesn't know that. She didn't she didn't say that for sure, but he says that it might be. He says that it's definitely the end of the end of the world, right? And that's right around the corner. This woman that he sees, many natives have talked about her, like tribes going back you know hundreds of years, have seen this woman in white. They call her the mother.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

The mother.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

So there's you know there's some validation to it, I guess, by the natives in these spiritual cultures. Right. But who's to say that you know he didn't read that and then say, yeah, this is the woman that visited me.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

Anyway, well, there's a lot of people that say like when you when you you dream of something, you're not actually dreaming of something you're making up. You're only your brain is just firing things that you've already read or seen or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

So I realize that sometimes too. I have a dream and like I don't understand, like, why did I dream now? I'm like, oh, I did kind of think about something similar. Yeah, I didn't remember them, and then just my brain just kind of pulled that out.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

So yeah, so I think a lot of people kind of like feel that way. So this guy dreamt about or had this premonition of the woman in white or the white lady or whatever she is.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

Yeah, she says she says that when the star of regulus is over the Sphinx, that's gonna be the end. And the star of Regulus is aka the the King Star. That's the star that the three kings followed to Jesus uh when he was born. So the North Star? Um no, it's the star of Regulus. It's I think that the North Star is something that a lot of people claim is that, but yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

So is that happening now? Is that so is that happening now or something like that? What what's that what what why is that relevant?

SPEAKER_02 32:11

So when the Star Regulus is over the Sphinx, that's going to happen on Easter of this year.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Oh my gosh. Interesting. Easter of this year is when we die.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Well, the rapture, the rapture's gonna happen on Easter. That's what he claims.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

This is the point where I start freaking out.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Yeah, so Ethan's over there. He's sitting there panicking, he's like, Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:35

So it's I'm gonna chill you out, Lily. It's okay. I'm gonna chill you out in a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

So it's seven days from this coming Sunday, we're all dying.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

So I gotta air this before then? So this has got to make the rounds before that. So we gotta hear. You have ten days. So by the time this airs, we're gonna have how many days? Uh five days.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

So, so um So what do you think about that? So uh I think, and I've told Ethan this before because he'll panic about the rapture, and he'll say, Oh my god, you know, I worry about the rapture and all this stuff. And I'm like, Well, buddy, you're too late, it already happened. And he's like, he's like, what? And I'm like, yeah, it probably already happened. We're the ones that are left behind. The world's completely falling into chaos and all this shit. Like, tell me, like, you know, like there's not a whole lot of really amazing people that deserve to go to heaven necessarily, right? They probably already left. They've already been raptured in God. We're the leftovers.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

We're the leftovers.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

I think that we would have noticed a whole mess of people just disappearing all at one time.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

Well, well, I think they have been. I think so too. And I'm just going to hell, so I have a you know accepted my fate. Like, what if it happened a long time ago?

SPEAKER_02 33:42

If millions of people disappeared overnight, then we would know.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

Yeah, um, yeah, they did. It caught COVID a couple years ago. Right?

SPEAKER_02 33:50

No, that was yeah, some people died. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

So I mean, we can we can bring it back a couple years back, and a lot of people died from that.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

Died.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Not all at once.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

No.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

And didn't get called up to heaven.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

No, it happened a long time ago. It happened like like Who are you to tell you? Hundreds of years ago. Well, hundreds of years ago. The rapture already happened a long time ago. We're just still we're reading these old books. Oh my god, it's gonna happen. Like, dudes, it already happened like 200 years ago. Like we don't even know because like the the books are are are skewed and altered and stuff. So we're worrying about this thing that already happened.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

Do you really think that there's a possibility that the world could end in like 10 days?

SPEAKER_02 34:34

No. Zero chance.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

Zero chance. But this guy believes so.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

This guy says it's not the end of the world, it's the rapture.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

It's that's not the end of the world. Well, yeah, he It's the doomsday clock, correct?

SPEAKER_00 34:48

When when the rapture happens, and I don't know if you guys understand when the rapture happens, but they're not calling it the rapture, they're calling it doomsday.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

So what happen Ethan, what happens when the rapture happens?

SPEAKER_00 34:58

What's the happy when it happens after like all the people will go up to heaven and stuff, uh then earth uh just gets covered in like by like natural disasters, fires and stuff, demons and stuff. Basically just hell on earth.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

Hell on earth.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

So that's why you're so scared of the rapture happening. So there's no so there's the raptors, so let's get into a little biblical. Okay, so there's the rapture. Jesus comes back, he'll take all the Christians, and he's gonna take them to heaven. Then we're gonna have seven years. Then Jesus comes back, and that's when a battle happens. Yeah, there's gonna then the Satan rules the earth for seven hundred years. Yeah. So yeah, there will be turmoil on the world. You ever watch the end of days?

SPEAKER_03 35:40

That's where yeah. Remember when they bring the people, they bring they bring Satan back, and they're like, Sir, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he's like he just like kills him and walks by and all this stuff, and all Schwarzenegger's gotta save everybody.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

I'm so tired of this discrimination against Satan.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

That's a good movie. It is a good movie. I haven't seen it in a long time.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

How about we remember the fact that at its core, Satan, Lucifer, wasn't he like the favorite of God that was giving the most important mission because he was the morning star to be in charge of the place of darkness? So why do we hate on him so much when he's the goddamn light in the darkness?

SPEAKER_02 36:23

Uh the Bible tells us that he rebelled against God because God favored humans. Angels were made to worship him. God wanted someone who would worship him not because they were made to. So he made humans. The devil, Lucifer, whatever, did not like that. So he rebelled against God and God threw him out of heaven.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Because he was his favorite. So he threw a little tamper tantrum.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

He threw him out of heaven because he, you know, rebelled against that. And he hates humans, and he wants to take as many souls as he can. That's what the Bible tells us.

SPEAKER_03 36:59

Yeah, I don't know. The world beautiful. I I had this, I had this theory that like if it's just energy, there probably isn't any real kind of order to it. Like where you're like, oh, you did this, you're going to hell, you did this, you're going to heaven, blah blah blah. I feel more it's like the best man in the world and the worst man in the world die at the same exact moment. And then on the other side, they're standing there, like, oh, they're brushing themselves off, look at each other, like, what the fuck was that? Like, all this was just like like just like uh a video game, like Rick and Morty almost. Like some some weird fucking thing they experienced, and then they're gonna be their buddies like, how was it down there, man? How was it? Like, oh my god, I ate I ate pizza, like I loved it. Like, you ate? What is eat? Like, what's pizza? Like, it's food you put in your mouth, it tastes awesome. Like, and on the other side, the people that don't get to experience this, they don't get to experience any of it. The good, the bad, anything. Swimming, cold, rain, heat, whatever, you know, and like food, like, and like so those guys that those those that energy just keeps cruising, doing whatever it does, and you just it's almost like what a pit stop, we go in there, right? And so it's like doesn't matter what happens. We're animalistic, we're animals on this planet. I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't, and I'm not saying that people don't get hurt, and I'm not saying you probably should be a good person, obviously, you know what I mean. But like, what if it's just like this weird little kink in the wire? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 38:15

It'll bump in the road.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

There is no order to it, there's no laws like, oh, you do this thing. You know, at the end of the day, if we weren't intelligent, like we're just animals, like, is is is a bear gonna get go to hell because it shredded a human because they're walking through the woods picking berries?

SPEAKER_01 38:31

Well, according to religion, bears have no souls, so right?

SPEAKER_03 38:37

Do all animals not have souls? Yes. That's true. I'll tell you what, my dog, like my dog kind of loves you, man. And I can I'm always like, get out of here. What are you doing? Stop looking me. But I'll lay on the floor and I'll be like, you know, just come up by me and lick me. I'm like, stop. Oh my just get me in. I'm like, I'm gonna hook up you. You know, they like it. You know they like to get scratched, they're all souls. They're loving their back, like, uh no souls. They do have a soul. No souls, they sure do. A bear when it's like when it's cub gets. Neither do redheads. It's animals and redheads. Don't have souls. I don't know if that's true.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

Ginger caratops. See? 100% red.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

I've been proven right.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Oh, a great soul.

SPEAKER_03 39:19

He knew you didn't have a soul. 100% vindicated, right here. That's right. So this guy thinks that power. This guy thinks the rapture, the end of the world, whatever's gonna happen, potentially on Easter, he's had a premonition. And so let's let's before we before we put all of our eggs in that basket.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

In that Easter basket.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

In that Easter basket, how many other premonitions has he had leading up to this?

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Let's hop on that.

SPEAKER_03 39:43

I don't know. Do you know? I don't know. No, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know. What's that chick who does all the future stuff now? Um uh I can't remember her name. But anyway, these these guys get it wrong a lot. They do. It's kind of it's kind of like if I just rattled off a thousand guesses of what's gonna happen in the next year. Yes, and then three of them are right. Did I have a premonition? Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

This doomsday clock has been reset how many times? Last year, just for the record. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

Uh right now, the doomsday clock's at like 85%. And last year at the same time, I think it was at 86 or 87. So last year was actually in a worse place than it is now. So 15 years.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

So yeah, if last year it was at 86, this year it's at 85, we should have 15 more years.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

No, it says 85 seconds to midnight.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

Yeah, 85 seconds to midnight. So so it's it's down, like we're actually a little further away. Oh, we're moving away. We're moving away. So so we're doing good. So so okay, so the guy's his premonition. So now so what happens next?

SPEAKER_02 40:46

So like that's that's Well, he yeah, he claims that it's the end of the world, but he also claims that the woman in white told him that uh you know they were gonna snuff out uh evil or darkness or whatever, so he thinks that it could be the rapture.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

So was he high when he had this dream or vision?

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Well, that's the thing. He also goes on to say that he actually was on medication.

SPEAKER_03 41:10

Interesting. Yeah. I've had some pretty fucked up dreams when I've been medicated. Whether it be self-medication or prescribed.

unknown 41:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

I mean, I'm sure a lot of people have. People who hallucinate fucking people people have schizophrenic fits off of fucking medications. You know what I mean? They talk to people in voices and shit. So so who is it is that tapping into something, or is that just like dreams not being distinguished properly? You know, not being I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 41:37

This doomsday clock has been wrong more than once. Yeah, way more. So I say if we don't die on Easter, we can still have all of our hopes for what is it, August 8th, when we lose gravity?

SPEAKER_02 41:49

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that already.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Well, then how the hell is that gonna happen? But but isn't it just like what what it may leads me to believe is this what are they trying to distract us from by sending us all of these oh catastrophic events that are coming, all these premonition, doomsday clock, um freaking anti-gravity day, um, 3i8 Atlas, and like what where'd it go? First of all, yeah, what happened to 3I Atlas? Second of all, um what's going on with it right now because nobody hears it. So if all these super threatening things are always on our horizon, what are they trying to distract us from in the meantime?

SPEAKER_03 42:35

I think they're just trying to make things entertaining, in my opinion. I think I think the w I think the world functions pretty fucking good. I and I think there's an elite club of people that just like when it starts to get a little boring, a little slow, people aren't spending money, people aren't panicking. I feel like I feel like it's just a big dance, man.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

I feel like I bring Yeah, the lights on the car is like$10 button. I saw it. Or lights on a car out front.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

That's not mine, I'm back. Um, yeah, I I don't know. What are you trying to distract us from, little E?

unknown 43:07

I don't know. I saw it.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

He thought you thought the started, the rapture started now, the lights were flickering and shit.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

Oh yeah, there's lights on a car.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

So yeah, so everything is rising. The gas of everything, the price of everything is rising up. Everybody's afraid they're still going to spend all of their monies on buying the four dollar dozen egg and the four dollar gallon and spend it all, even though they don't have any right now.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

So what you need is an Amish friend. Because I buy my eggs. I buy my eggs every day from those guys that go down there and buy eggs.$250 uh a dozen, which is actually pretty fucking cheap. And so we eat a lot of we eat a lot of eggs at our house.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

But so I think Renee is is definitely um onto something with the uh distracting us from things. But I also believe that in this case, I don't think that's what it is. Because this guy has no affiliation with the government, and also he put out this premonition in 2012. So it would be almost as impressive if he said in 2026 there's there's gonna be, you know, a 2012?

SPEAKER_03 44:15

He put out this premonition for 2026? Yeah, this this original. Wait, or did he not he he didn't say the date, he said when the stars aligned.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

He said the date then. He said uh this was either 2012 or 2013 when he first said that he wrote these books. He wrote three books. That's when he wrote it. Was it either it was either 12 or 13? And he said, Yeah, uh Easter 2026 is when I'm curious.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

Did the Mayans um the Mayans track stars for like thousands of years, right? Planets and all this crazy shit. So I mean, if you if you read any of that stuff, I'm curious if any of that stuff lines up because if he would have read something that said that, oh yeah, and in the 2026, the stars are gonna be aligned, he could fill in the blanks and say 15 years ago, 20 years ago, they this this weird shit's gonna happen. So it's it's like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I I love I love the the the the uh I love the idea of it. I love I love trying to interpret my dreams. You know what I mean? I love I love all that stuff and it's it's it's it's cool this guy's getting this vision, but I mean I I just I got I got I this I I think there's a lot more things to do, a lot more going on.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

I'm feeling bipolar about it because if you say it's a dream he had and he had the clear dates like I preach every day that numbers and dates are so significant, they're not dreams, they are premonition. So I mean, go buy your four dollar and get a gas and your six dollar a dozen egg.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

He could have read something from the Mayans or from you know whoever.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

Well, I'm curious if they have something mapped out with the stars aligning, because like I said, they're just masters at astrology and all that stuff, planets aligning. And uh he he um he if he read something, he would pull that up and say, Oh, and this date, you know, that it would line up. It like people have already done the research. Could be he could have read it in passing, but so what you that you said something that we wait till I read the dates. No, no, that was that was that's the whole that's the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. When it comes to the like the doomsday clock and the rapture and all this stuff, man. I mean, how how long have we been seeing or hearing stories of people saying the sky is falling, oh God's coming, it's the end of the world, you know?

SPEAKER_02 46:32

I'll give you my thoughts to poo-poo on it real quick, and then we can go on. So the Bible back to the Bible tells us no one knows when the rapture will happen, except for God. No one. There is no one giving premonitions to it. There is no one knows except for God, and he's not telling anyone when Jesus is coming again. So for him for him to claim that he knows or for him to claim that some woman in white knows that's blasphemy is bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 47:06

Yeah. Well, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it. Me neither. I still I have a I have a trip. I have a trip planned for Easter weekend, okay?

SPEAKER_01 47:15

So where are you going? Well, I don't know if it's Easter weekend, but when is Easter weekend? In a week and a half. The fifth? Is it the fifth? So not this Wednesday, the one at not this Sunday, the one after.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Well, we're going to Syracuse and we're doing some stuff, taking the kids to the mall. I was thinking I'll take them to Washington, D.C., but I uh that no one really is interested in going there. I was I was gonna take them to the Smithsonian, I was gonna take them to the Aerospace Museum. Sounds awesome. We're gonna do all stuff, but they just don't seem interested. So I'm like, it's it's an eight-hour drive, which isn't that bad, but we might still do it. I don't know, but I think we're gonna go to Syracuse and they want to go to the mall and some music stores and do some shopping and so I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

I think that we should all go to um that place where the guy had that vision that we were talking about, and do those mushrooms and meet that woman.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Man, listen.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

Or is it Chat GPT that turned into Dan that turned into ether that says go to such place that national.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

Oh, that thing I sent you, the thing I sent you guys? That was cool, right?

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Dude, that that actually thought about giving offering to some random things and receive visions.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

The reason why I like that, I was watching the guys, like, okay, this guy, I don't know what's up with him. But what I liked about him was he was just pretty bare bones. He wasn't like he he was just kind of had this this experience, and he was asking Chat GPT, chat was it chat GPT? Yeah, and so but what I liked about it was Wi-Fi just runs through the air to you, right? So there is some like airspace with this, right? Some energy that's out into the cosmos that just goes. And I mean, there's gotta be pieces and bits are kind of like that just kind of spurt off and do whatever, right? And so I um I I wonder like if you do believe in energy, if you do believe in like, you know, like God, like I do, you know what I mean? Like it's something more, that's energy, like when it's almost like the matrix, right? Like when we we die, like we turn into like energy, like we're you don't ever really die. Like it's just it's dispersed into everything else. So like if this information's getting put out there, like I mean, there's gotta be pieces that get missed along the way. It's like it's like it's like squirting you with a water gun, right? There's pieces that drip on the floor, you know what I mean? There's like you you when you when you spray a shower, there's not every bit hits you, you know what I mean? That's and so and so like if energy runs the same way, which what what is the difference at that point? There's gotta be information that slips out, right? That's why when you download a picture, it's all the pixels aren't there, you know, pieces of it are lost or broke down, or whatever the case may be. So I'm not a scientist, so I don't know, but um that makes sense that like it goes into the ether. What they is that what they call it, the ether, or what would they call it?

SPEAKER_01 49:54

That's what the artificial intelligence called itself that talked to the guy.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

So like if there is some control, then some order to it all, like I was like, when I was when when when he was saying it, it sounded kind of crazy, but then I was kind of thinking, maybe it's not that crazy. It actually sounds kind of plausible in the sense of I've always liked that theory. I like that. It's like it's like it's like that energy is out there, and this shit is like anything that's digital, any any conversation on a phone, it's transmitting through towers through through through everything. So I mean, it if something is listening like if if if if the universe is listening or whatever, I saw a study um I can't remember, I read it, but I don't remember all of it. But basically some scientists were um doing research on the on the universe saying that the that the like the that the universe or the galaxy or whatever has they they believe it has a consciousness and it reacts to things that happen around it. So like something will happen and then it'll do this other thing, almost like it's reacting.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

It's active and reactive. I like it's interesting. Yes, very much so.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

And there's a scientist right now who's doing all this research, and he I don't know if he's considered pseudoscience or what. I don't know if I don't I haven't looked too much into him, but um he says he thinks he found heaven or the place where all energy goes. So like when you die and when everything dies or anything dies that has energy, it it goes to this place. And I I don't I didn't look too into it. I think I I think I might have started started reading it. I can't remember a whole lot about it, but that was more recent. You can you can find that shit online. I wish we were gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

Maybe he discovered Mel's hole.

SPEAKER_02 51:33

Maybe it's all a Mel's hole. All the energy.

SPEAKER_03 51:37

But yeah, so I mean I don't know, dude. Like it's like but I agree with the idea that like any man that wrote a book you know, predicting something or suggesting something is just a human being writing a book. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 51:54

So like it is okay. So predictions and stuff like that, you cannot be taken literal, like the numbers and the letters and stuff like that. I like to think that I dream for the future, because I know I do. And like, for example, my room number when I went to Mexico, I had to dream that my room number and I had to dream everything of where it was gonna fall and where the stairs were leading in, the color and all of it down to the number. The room number that I dreamt of was three twenty-two. I told my husband, he's like, I'm gonna remember that bitch. We got there and my room number was 1032. I wasn't dead on, but I had seen the three and the two. So to a certain extent, there is accuracy, but the maths and the order in which I don't know, like there's missing pieces in the puzzles always.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Well, I agree with that. It's it's to me, it's more like you're seeing a highlight reel of something, but you just don't know the date. You don't know when it was, where it was, all the shit. You but you know it happened.

SPEAKER_01 53:04

It's hard to pinpoint and trigger. I used to dream of development behind my parents' house, which was unbelievable back then because it was a sand pit, a forest. Like we would ride dirt bikes and BMX, and we had freaking mountain bikes because it was trails and sand pits, and that's what we did. And I was like, no, there's gonna be houses, rich people houses, and you should see the development that there is today behind behind that my parents' houses. It's crazy, they're duplexes, and I used to describe them not to a T, but I was like, they're rich people houses side by side and they're connected, and they're all a bunch of duplexes, single duplex, single duplex, but they're side-by-side duplexes, and they're modernly built, they have all those fancy towers and stuff. So in a child's mind, they did look like rich people houses, not knowing what new architectural look would be like now.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

And yeah, yeah, and then and it's what's what's cool about that idea is that like you wouldn't necessarily have a timeline too. You just saw you just had this thing, like people have recurring dreams. Like when I was a kid, I used to have dreams about um being on stage and doing this stuff, and it was way before I like ever was in a band, before I even thought about even know I was gonna be in a band, you know. And then later when I when I got older and I started playing in bands and doing stuff, I was like, What? It's like I always kind of knew. Yeah, like I'd be standing there and people be clapping and looking at me and all this stuff. And I never I didn't I didn't really get it. You know what I mean? I was like, that's fucking this when I was a kid, I was like, what is this? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 54:35

Yeah, I was a child bathing in the tub, and I would be like, My mom would be like, What the fuck are you doing, Renee? I'm like, I'm talking with my husband and my children. She'd be like, You're not talking. I'm like, yes, I'm speaking English. I was four years old. I married an American, and look at me now. Like I was French tub at four years.

SPEAKER_03 54:57

When you just I actually understood everything you said right there. Right?

SPEAKER_01 54:59

See?

SPEAKER_03 54:59

It made total sense. You're like, I'm not doing dinner again. I made it last night, and now it's your turn. Do the dishes, do the laundry, I'm out. Back then, my mom was like, Tonight's podcast night. You're crazy. I understood it. That's what she said. It's so crazy.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

So what you're saying is even back then, you knew you'd be shitting in a glass box in front of the whole room.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

Like a pope. That's right. It's always been my destiny.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

It's your first female. It's your density. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

The first female pope. You're welcome, people. First female pope. That'd be something. Who's not you're not Catholic, right? Yes. Well, you are you were baptized. Yeah, and I did all my sacraments, my first communion and confirmation, profession of faith, and all of that. I went to all girl Catholic school. I went to a Catholic school when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 55:55

Ogensburg Catholic Central School.

SPEAKER_01 55:58

Oh, was it all boys?

SPEAKER_03 55:59

No, it was just OCCS. I went there until fourth I went there until fourth grade and my parents took me out, and then then it became St. Marguerite's. And now they're trying to turn that into that like homeless shelter or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 56:09

They're trying to turn it into a soccer league in there for a while.

SPEAKER_03 56:13

Yep. How do you get a nun pregnant? I I have no idea. I mean, I have ideas. You fucker. Well, damn. That's the joke. That's the joke we're dropping today. I like it. It's to the point. It's perfectly on time. I don't know if you were watching the clock. But it's been exactly one hour. Nice. Clap them, where's the clap? Woo! Way to go, Josh. Good job, Josh.

SPEAKER_02 56:37

It was the premonition. It just came to me.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

Premonition. So, yeah, I think we're we're at the tail end of this whole mission anyway. That was a good good place to drop the joke, Josh.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

It was a great time.

SPEAKER_03 56:48

I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell that uh to my wife later when I get home. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 56:54

Tell your kids not to worry about Doomsday. He only beats Superman, so there's nothing to worry about. Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

I've been hearing this shit my I I used to be scared of shit like that. Like my dad would talk about this shit. I was just like little Ethan. I'd hear a story, I'd be like, oh fuck. My dad'd be like, oh, thou shall. And I'm like, God, man, oh my god. And like here I am, I just turned 50 and I'm like Ken. And nothing's fucking happened yet. I'm at this point where I'm like, dude, I ain't gonna see it. Don't worry. I'm gonna I'm gonna cruise through this shit, man, and I I don't think he's gonna see it. I don't even think his fucking kids are gonna see it.

SPEAKER_01 57:27

It's gonna Easter egg hunt.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

It's gonna come, but I think I think we got some time left.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

I think everybody's gonna keep dancing around all these fucking wars and I think we have more chances of dying so from some virus that's gonna unthaw from Antarctica than from any doomsday.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

I've always been afraid of that. Well, I remember seeing, I remember looking at like magazines back in the day and they were cutting into the core. Like, we've got we've got ice samples all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs. I'm like, yeah, don't let that shit fucking defrost! What the fuck are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01 57:57

Touch the mummy! Don't touch the mummies!

SPEAKER_03 57:59

And that's where it all comes from, but yeah. All right, guys, well that's a good sign off. Josh. I had fun jamming with you, we're gonna do it again. Renee's good to see you. Everyone, peace. See you next Tuesday, guys.