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We are taking it back to when we didn't have guests. So be prepared for our shenanigans. Enjoy. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:03

So you were looking for something to listen to and you ended up here. What's up? My name is Ethan, and I'm the host of the show. Over the past 25 years, I've had a wild group of people walk through my tattoo shop and tell me some of the craziest stories you would never hear unless you were sitting in that chair. I've invited a few of these maniacs to join me and talk about everything, anything, and nothing. Whether it's about UFOs, aliens, food, conspiracies, or whatever, you're sure to be entertained and probably get a laugh out of it. Or you're gonna think we're a bunch of nutjobs and never come back again. Either way, you're here with us now, so sit back, relax, hit cruise control, and enjoy the ride. Welcome to the Tat and Chat Podcast. Record. Welcome to the Tat and Chat Podcast today with my friends Josh and Renee. How's it going, people out there in the pod world?

SPEAKER_04 1:01

We're wonderful.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

So uh we had we were supposed to have a guest tonight, but he had to reschedule. So we're just it's just us right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

It's just us.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Just us.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

Back to the core three.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

But for the future, we do have some uh but for the future, we do have some special guests coming on here. Uh welcome to K95 FM. We still got that porn star coming on. We don't have any porn stars unless you had arranged that. I don't know anything about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

Do you know any?

SPEAKER_02 1:27

But I do know that we have uh um Barb Ward coming on. She's a local author. She'll be on in a few weeks. We have uh um a bare knuckle fighting uh guy coming on. We have uh um another, I think we have another author coming on. We have uh some guy who works at the prison, he's gonna tell some cool like little prison things and stuff. That's awesome. He's a musician. I think there's a few other man. Oh, yeah. We have one of my buddies is an actor, uh Jay Allen Christensen. I think he's gonna be coming on. So we we got some people lined up in the future. I love local people, but today. Today I don't love local, I don't love anybody, really.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

Just be quiet.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

He loves himself.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

He loves himself. His family maybe.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

His wife told me when he takes a shower, he's in the mirror for a long time.

SPEAKER_04 2:11

Self-centered Josh.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

He combs that short hair over and over again. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

Self-loving.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

I haven't combed my hair in I don't I don't know, 20 years. What's it called? Manscaping? You manscape? What is that?

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Do you no you groom? Is that what it's called? Manscaping.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

I wash my hair, then I dry it, and then I'm gonna do it. I don't think that's what manscaping means.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

What is that? Is that when you take take care of yourself, right?

SPEAKER_04 2:34

It's when you shave your balls. Yeah, that's the sack area, right? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

He probably does that too.

SPEAKER_04 2:39

I mean, I'm assuming it's all part of sure.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

I do shave my balls.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Oh, geez.

SPEAKER_04 2:43

All man should, I think, right? No, isn't that we can talk about it?

SPEAKER_01 2:46

No. Everybody listening right now is like, oh man, he shaves his balls. I have a different opinion of him. But everybody I have a prosthetic leg, there's a gel liner that goes over my stump, and it goes over the top of my prosthetic leg and it rubs right on the sensitive area. And if every man out there knows as soon as you grow hair and then you get one pulled out, you don't really like it. And it gets it gets caught on that gel liner sometimes, and I'll just be walking and pop, there goes a hair. And once it happens, once you're like, you know what? I'm just gonna shave my balls. Oh, the next episode of Tad Buck. And every man out there how he shaves his hair.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

I got it, it makes sense. I mean, I I always think about how shitty that leg on there must must feel. What? That's so mean. His prosthetic on there put it wedged onto his little nub. That's gotta suck.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

It's better than not walking.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

I know, but I mean the pain. I'm not saying it doesn't mean I'm saying like I just the swelling, like you when you talk about it, I never hypothesized. I knew it would hypothetized. I knew it would suck, but I I always thought I was always thinking the nub would suck a lot. Like if you were leaning on it, you know what I mean? Just the pressure on the nub. But I never thought of the fact that because you're using it, you got this thing on there pressure, like it'd swell, and if you take it off, you put it back. I didn't I didn't know Yeah, and the ghost pains too. Yeah, I knew all that stuff. I just that's like so many. My heart I I never I never put into I never I never tied it into the neticus.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Yeah, you see why I like myself so much now? Man.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

There you go. Hey, dude. No, I'm just joking. So you know, um, we're just gonna talk about I'm gonna ask you guys the questions I was gonna ask our guest. Oh my god. So how long have you how long have you been uh working at the prison for?

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Man, I've been in jail for 26 years.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

Wait, you guys don't work there, so this question doesn't work. Okay. I make license plates. So how about this? Um so so have you seen anything crazy while working in the room.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Don't ruin your questions right now, because we're definitely going to be.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Well, they're not really working. I thought it was gonna work better. Just dropping the crazy.

SPEAKER_04 4:50

Have you ever been in prison?

SPEAKER_02 4:51

No, but I I did go to jail before. I went to jail a couple times. Uh I've never been in prison, but I have dropped the soap.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Prison? You have dropped the soap? Was anybody out to help you?

unknown 5:04

No.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

It was when he was in the army and it was it was it was a sexy drop. He he actually more bent over and set it down. I got a funny story.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

We're in Afghanistan. Okay. And um there's these big, there's these big like tubes. They're like probably like four feet across, right? And one of them sucks air out and the other one blows cold air in. And this is in the shower room. So you're in there, there's a bunch of showers, whatever, and they're showering. And you go in there and just just just just so I can paint the picture.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

How big are we? How big are we talking? I was thinking man size, like you could walk in, but now I'm thinking more like 16 inches or 18 inches.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

It's like 24 48.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

It's it's big.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Like I would say like a four-foot mixture. Four foot, but that's that's too big. It's probably like probably like two foot across.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

And is there a screen in there so nobody can go in there?

SPEAKER_01 5:52

No, there's no screen. Just open. No, it just I'm getting a visual. One sucks out into a machine, the other one blows cold air in. So what happens if someone decides to crawl into the machine? Yeah, you it wouldn't, it's not strong enough to suck a human.

SPEAKER_04 6:04

I bet you some dudes though will hold on to each side, you know, of the tube and just let me know.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

I'm gonna dangle my feet in and see what happens if the feet one into two.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

It's a very popular place. So I don't think like that anything like that's good.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

This conversation reminds me, like sometimes when I'm editing and I'm thinking I'm listening to the podcast, and we have someone on as a guest because we're bringing more people on, I'm sitting there thinking, when I listen to other podcasts and like the guests are like, Okay, your name's blah blah blah. So tell me a little about yourself. And there's about a half an hour where the person just talks, and the other person's like, really?

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Or that is interesting.

SPEAKER_02 6:42

Nah, yeah, right, and but they get their story out. Like, we don't do that. Like, we're just like, as soon as someone says, Yeah, my name's blah blah blah, I do this. Oh, wait, wait, so when you do that, and I'm like, and I'm like, I thought, well, it's just me, but we all kind of do it. Then Renee will just chime in, and then you're just listening, but then you'll drop, you just drop this outside, and I'm like, dude, we are like probably the worst interviewers ever, maybe. We're such a good thing. I think we're getting better at it. Anyway, back to your story, Josh.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

Okay, so I'm in the shower this one day. Is that getting better? My my NCO's in there, and he's like, I can't remember what you're doing. Yeah, he's fucking with me somehow, like the whole time. And uh he was fucking you, yeah. He was fucking me in the shower the whole time. So he's fucking around and me, like making you know, little jokes about everything, picking on me. So uh we get out of the shower, drying off, and all of his clothes are like right there on the end of the bench. And I'm like, hey, pissed on them. Like, hey sergeant. He looks at me, he's like, What's up? And I just swiped his clothes in front of the one that sucks out and just sucks his clothes, his towel, everything, right? Gone. He's like, What the fuck? No, he's got no clothes, no towels, nothing. Like, good luck. Fucking walked out.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Were you like did you know that was gonna happen? The suction was seriously that hard?

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Yeah, it's hard enough to suck your yeah, clothes and towel. It's hard enough to suck.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

Hey, John, look at me.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

Hold on to me, dude.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

Dude, so just sucked them in.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Gone. Dude, gone. So, what did he do? What did he do? He had to walk back with his hands over himself. That's funny, all the way across pose. It was it's awesome. And ladies and gentlemen, those are the shenanigans that happened in our U.S. military.

SPEAKER_04 8:28

Yeah, did not join.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Yeah, we did a lot of fun stuff.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

That's funny shit.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Yeah, I I know tons of when I was a kid, I always thought I was gonna join the military. I always, I always thought, like, my uncles were in, and like they were like one of my uncles was in the Navy, I didn't really care about that, but a lot of them were in the army and stuff, and and uh I thought, man, when I get when I get older, I'm when I turn 18, I'm joining the military. And then around 15 or so. Which branch of the military were you thinking? I didn't really know. I just thought I wanted to wear camouflage and be in there. I watched Rambo and I saw Commando. I thought, yeah, man, I'm gonna do push-ups, I'm gonna do this shit right. But then around 15 years old, I discovered Mary Jane. Oh music and skateboarding and heavy metal, like heavy metal music.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

Better life.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

And I was like, this is way cooler, man. Because I had friends going and coming back and they were different. I had friends leave and they'd be gone for years. They'd come back, and I'm like, man, it broke them if they're in the military, if they were in the Marines, it's like they were totally different. I had people getting booted out for like, you know, getting discharged for different things, and I'm like, yeah, this is fucked. I am so glad I did not do that. And I don't know, some of them really it worked, right? But like at the time, like where my head was at, uh being a musician and like an artist and stuff, like I I personally I personally I personally wouldn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Renee, did you did you notice how like he complained about when we have guests and we're interviewing them, we always interrupt them, but then he talked and nobody interrupted him.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

Nobody does.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

I think maybe it's just him. We're so polite. That is great.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

It's it's in your contract. It's in my contract. It's right here. You signed it. Okay.

unknown 10:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

There is no contract.

SPEAKER_04 10:07

You know, I don't even know what to say right now because I don't know what to agree.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Slave labor. Which one? I agree with this is all this is this is my this is my tattoo shop. So you agree.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

I agree with Ethan.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

I agree with take your chair and get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

No, he's gonna put you on the low chair.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

You know why I know we're in no danger of going anywhere?

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Tell me.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Because he starts everyone with my friends, and we're his only two friends. So this podcast would be boring if it's just him.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

So what's everybody else? They they say hi to me. I'm at Walmart. They want stuff, they want something from me.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

They maybe are just acquaintances, Julia! Julia, she that's family though, bro. We're friends.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

Oh, she better be my friend.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

I she should be your best friend, right? That's the I think the best part. Well, you know? Of yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

The best part of marriage, the best part of looking up is definitely the sex. The sex? Yeah, it's definitely the sex. It's guaranteed. Well, I don't know if it's guaranteed. The best part's definitely the sex. I mean, you know, you don't have to go out looking for a girl, is what I'm saying. You always have that girl. I mean, yeah, it's it's a it's a little bit of a game, you gotta like maybe I don't know how it works, and you maybe got someone drunk with the game. I like the friendship too. Be really nice.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

Friendship is nice to get along with somebody, you know what I mean? That just completely gets you at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Oh, that's great. But you said the best part. And like it wasn't the best.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Like that part's great, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

It is, it's waking up.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

Yeah, I I mean I like having some of the crucifix. Me and Julia have what we call alone time together, where she just like she'll go into her office and do her thing, and I go in my studio, and it'll be like six, seven hours. I don't say a word to her, I'll go back in like, hey, everything cool? Yep, what you doing? She's like, I'm working. I'm like, all right, I'm out, boom, go back in. And I just there is no like real, we're just like we're just glad we're in the same property together, and that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

It's probably because you're 20 years older than her.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Well, not quite 20, it's 21. Get it right.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

I get it right. She's like, I am so sick of sitting on my grandpa's knee. This fucking old dude.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

And what do you want for Christmas? What do you want for Christmas? That's 20. He's not very good at math. We just we just accept it. We just accept it. He thinks this is the second episode. He has no idea. It's the second season. Second season. He thinks, but I just I just rolled it and Josh, it's okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

He's gonna have a joke, make it better soon.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Have you heard those jokes? I mean, I play in Volvo. I mean, I'm sitting listening to these jokes, I'm like, Wow. I don't even I don't even know if I I didn't even know if it was that funny.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Because you don't get them.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

It's over my head.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

I'm gonna go ahead and do it. We should do a poll.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

I'm the one who's wrong.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

We should ask the audience. We should.

SPEAKER_04 12:50

That's a good one. We should. We should ask the audience. What do you guys think about Josh's jokes?

SPEAKER_02 12:55

Leave a comment. I don't even know where you leave a comment. I don't know. Can you leave a comment on the uh you can email us? I was talking. We should see.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

Oh, and we have a Facebook page too. Yeah, yeah. So people can definitely post some stuff.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

Tat and Chat Podcast. You we have a YouTube channel, right? Yep. And we also you can go to ignoratorsproductions.com. I think we have stuff there. So or you know, you can watch every single um episode from this season on Buzz Sprout right now, but pretty soon we'll be having through um iTunes through Apple Podcasts. So I'm just I don't know what it is. I can't I can't claim the podcast. So once it's claimed, uh they're all uploaded, just you'll you'll have to be able to watch it. But the season one will be on YouTube, wherever you on Tat and Chat and Ingratoris Productions. But I think I might be able to switch out the the file. So you might be able to get the both seasons visually, so you can watch our podcast again and see us.

SPEAKER_04 13:50

It's like hanging out with us. That's that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

Also, feel free to spray paint any comments on the shop window.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

No, don't do that. That's ghetto. Oh we don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

I will get in trouble.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

No, okay. My village does not appreciate spray paint.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

There's a new tagger in town in Ogden's birth.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

That's why we did it inside. It's so stupid. That's why we did it inside. See? Ethan, show the show the show the show the tat and show the wall there. Yeah. The wall. Okay. The wall. Is it back on me? Am I am I positioned right? There you go.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Did you guys see the uh trailer for disclosure day? Disclosure day?

SPEAKER_02 14:25

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

Shit looks awesome.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

The new Steven Spielberg movie.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

You haven't seen it? No.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

That looks pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

Yeah, it's like it's like a I don't know if it's really meant. I don't think it's like this heartwarming, like E.T. type thing. I think it's supposed to be pretty deep. Scary?

SPEAKER_01 14:39

It looks it looks awesome. That's all I know.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

It looks awesome. It's about uh fictional, right? It's fiction. And when does it come out? It's about disclosure day. But it's coming out now.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

Oh yeah, I think it's like this weekend, I think.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Really? Yeah, it's a it's a it's completely aligned with the government, the US government um releasing all this stuff, which are which is our disclosure, supposedly. Yeah. But I um I was watching uh I think it was Jeremy Cor Corbell, and he was talking about like there's I guess there's a movie that just came out, a documentary. God, I can't remember the name of it. And um it basically it revealed a bunch of stuff and how much reporters, like I guess like hundreds of reporters got some really classified, some intense information about this disclosure. And he was saying something about the US government needs to like start to drop some of like instead of putting these little videos out. Are you aware of what's going on right now with all this disclosure stuff?

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the government's releasing all this information, so many files and so many different information about so much.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

But they're not. I mean, if they are this is really slow pace. It's like they're dropping like information, but stuff that everybody already kind of pieces, yes. And it's and they're doing it so boring that it's kind of like it's kind of like, oh man, like it's like it's losing the impact. What are you waiting on? It's kind of like it's kind of like I don't know. It's it's it just feels intentional. So, but um, I guess there's some information and um that that like proves like whatever we're they're seeing like biologics and stuff, and like and like like stuff from creatures of I don't know, aliens from other planets or but not human. Non, what do they call it? Non-human bio biologics, is that what they're calling it? So I guess they've got way more stuff, and uh I know it's all coming out right now during this time when Steven Spielberg is happens to be releasing his movie, which is either I don't know. I I called Josh this week and I was like, Yeah, we're we're always fighting over it.

SPEAKER_04 16:37

What is the name of that movie?

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Oh, the other movie. The Steven Spielberg. The one I said disclosure day.

SPEAKER_04 16:43

Disclosure day.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

It looked like uh it looked cool. I like all alien movies, anyways, but it looked kind of cool until I saw the freaking alien when the like the deer face turns into the alien face and it's right over top of her while she's laying on the table, and I'm like, oh my god, that looks badass. I didn't see that purple. What kind of alien is it? Yeah, it looks like it. It the the alien looks like.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

Well, if they are trans because they change forms, right?

SPEAKER_01 17:15

Yep. It's like she keeps certain things like the trailer shows forms, right? Well, the yeah, I guess. I don't know. But the trailer keeps showing these animals. Like there's a there's like a deer and it's standing in like just in front of the there's like a little girl, and like the deer's looking at her, and then the deer starts walking toward the little girl and just pretty close, then like a bird lands on the like the deer's antlers, and it keeps showing like keeps showing this deer like over and over. And then like right as the trailer ends, like she's laying on like the bench inside of a spacecraft, and she's like looking up, and the deer's like right in her face, and it starts on like like the deer's right eye, and then the camera like pans around, and by the time it gets to the left eye, it's the freaking alien's face. I'm like, oh my god, that alien looks awesome.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Well, dude, Fire in the Sky was awesome for its time. That would you ever watch Fire in the Sky? No, the Travis Walton story. It was it was a dated movie, so it kind of like it's it's a little bit corny and cheesy, but dude, like when it was like showing the aliens and his experience in the ship. I I remember like freaking out when I was kids, like, oh my god. And it's it it you have to use your imagination because the tech the technology for filming at that time was got it's kind of cheesy, it doesn't look that it looks good, but not like like now. And I'm I think I'm wondering if that you know Steven Spielberg's like doing the same thing, a fictional story, but doing the same shit. Like, that's the way you should do it. Like, like some of those fucking stories are terrifying.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

Yes. Are you kidding me? Like, if it was to happen tomorrow, well, no, like an alien abduction. Yeah, I can't even run away. Well, I can't run away, so so we're fucked, all three of us. We're screwed.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

I just gotta hustle.

SPEAKER_04 18:51

I can make it down the block, maybe across the bridge, but then that's it. Oh my god, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

What's the movie we were talking about the other day that I told you? It's like the only horror movie that's ever kind of scared me. It was the alien one.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

Um, um Dark Skies. The chick was a real estate agent that could go after the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Okay, so it's dark skies. Yeah. And it just freaked me out because it's like, it's the like the the father is trying to protect his son from the aliens that keep abducting him.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

That keeps adopting. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

Yeah, so he like he he like locks Okay. Oh, what happened? We lose everything.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

We're back.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

We'll just pause. Okay. Is it back in the back?

SPEAKER_04 19:41

Because we're talking about aliens, you know? It looks good. There's one camera network.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

Is it frozen? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

Because we were talking about disclosure day.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

I know.

unknown 19:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

So our cameras just went down. I don't think not. Everything froze. So everything. So lights went out.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Yeah, so he like he like boards up his house and he like he puts up like plywood and screws it to the wall, and he like get he gets guns and he's gets it's video cameras and all this stuff, and the aliens just come in the house and take the fucking kid, and there's nothing he can do about it. And I was like, Dude, it's terrifying. That's terrifying to me because like I'm uh I want to protect my kids. Yeah, and if you tell me there's absolutely nothing you can do, I'm taking your kid anyway. That terrifies me.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

Yeah, that movie that that I love that movie. I should watch it again. It's actually taking notes. You never see that.

SPEAKER_04 20:29

No, so I've taken two two notes of two movies so far. You guys, I have watched one, a movie that has nothing to do with aliens. That was amazing, and it's on Amazon, so pretty much everybody can get it for free. Heads of state with John Cena. Oh, dude, John Cena movie. Bravo! It was excellent. It's a comedy, right? It was newer, right? Action-packed, loaded with intrigue and suspense and a good twist. It was five of five.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

John Cena, I think, is killing the movie.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

He is killing the movie world. Did he was already a beast in the wrestling world? I thought he was killing, he was amazing. And I mean, he's great, he's killing the movie world, but now he's hooked up with a different partner in crime for this movie, which was like a and it's amazing. He's so funny. And the complicity between them, it was a good story. Watch it with your kids. Like it's amazing movie night.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Um, yeah, I uh John Cena is starting to kill it. Did you ever watch it? Oh, he's amazing. Did I ever talk about Ricky Stinicky? I haven't watched it yet. Did I tell you about Ricky Snicky? Dude, it's a it's a funny comedy. It starts a little slow, but dude, it gets going, man. That's a good movie. Ricky Stinicki.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

He's the the last John Cena movie I saw kind of killed it for me. He's with that female comedian. I can't remember what it was. Aquafina. He's like, he comes out of the bathroom and he's like, he's rock hard, but he's covering himself with a washcloth. And I'm like, Really? This dude's like, what, six, four or something like 300 pounds? Pounds, solid muscle, and he's got a little tiny washcloth covered.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Yeah, I didn't see that, but I remember seeing a news article with him standing there. I'm like, what the fuck? I just I didn't even bother reading them. Like, I don't know. I don't give a fuck about John Cena's little guy.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

If I yeah, if I was John Cena and that scene is in there, like, you know, I don't think so. Like, we're either gonna go with a hand towel or nothing at all.

SPEAKER_04 22:20

Or nothing at all.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

So, so Fire in the Sky. You said you never saw Fire in the Sky, right? No. It's a good one to watch. I was actually just watching a Travis Welton documentary last night about his experience. It was like reenactments, so it was kind of cheesy, but it was cool. I like the story's cool. Dark Skies is a good one. I took it. That one's scary. But this one I was telling you about just came out in May. It's called Sleeping Dog. It's uh Oh, I saw that. I didn't see it, but I saw the the uh the video for it the other day. I was gonna buy it. It talks about this guy, Jeremy Corbell. Is it good? Uh I don't I haven't watched yet. It says The Journey into the Massive Personal Risk, Government Pressure, and high stakes battles. He faces to expose the truth about unidentified. And the uh it it it's it's just basically him and his journey, but it's all about the UFO stuff and him trying to theater night. Theater night. Yeah, we should. Yeah, I got I got a theater here at my tattoo shop with 16 seats, but the fight's coming up soon.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

You guys have to watch it, right? And and you have to watch Obsession if you're looking for something freaky to watch with your girl at home.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Oh, wait, that's that new one that just came up with.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

Obsession, yes. This guy goes to a witchcraft shop, buys a wish, and um yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

So it's like gremlins. Just kidding, just kidding. But yeah. The guy goes to the witchcraft shop and buys a little gremlin, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Buys a magwai.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

But I, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Can't get her wet after midnight.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

Don't feed it.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

You don't watch it popping out of there. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Holy shit. Is there something to that? Like maybe they've feeding information to my brain. Don't feed it after midnight, don't get it wet after midnight. That's exactly where I psychological work. Hopefully, putting two and two together. Isn't Obsession is Obsession the one that was made by some YouTubers? Some internet people? I don't know. That could be. Let me check. Because that movie Backrooms, I think it was, that was made by some YouTubers. And that movie um Aqua Lung.

SPEAKER_04 24:24

That thing with the submarine, one of the you is that the one you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Yeah, that one's kind of boring, but it was still it's still cool. You watched it? I'll be an Ethan within the movies. Yeah. Uh I couldn't finish it. Yeah, it's just slow, but it was done well, and it blew like that movie. Um, that movie um Send Help by uh Sam Raimi came out, and that was like it cost him like I think $80 million to make that movie or something like that, or I can't remember what it was, like maybe $40 million. But it was such a good movie. Send help? So good. It was good. I watched it, I liked that a lot, and it's definitely like a higher quality movie, obviously. But at the theater, yeah, um Aqua Lung was beating out, um, was beating it out. Like, and that only cost everywhere three million dollars to make. And same thing happened with this backrooms. Um Grogu Beating it out in the back rooms. Mandalorian Mandalorian in Grogu was uh was like a like however like what probably cost 200 million to make, who fucking knows. And uh this movie um backrooms, I think they said that cost I think it costs like $800,000 to make, um, beat was beating out.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Yeah, God's silly with that.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

Yeah, but the point is like the movie scene is changing. Like all these indie films and these people that if you have some money and you have and you're creative, like, and yeah, keep in mind too, the new audience. It's true, the new audience or all these kids YouTube grew up on YouTube, right? So now like we're we grew up in big cinema, so we're like Indiana Jones and fucking and and you know, like Titanic. I never watched, I like I watched Titanic at some point, but I don't remember it. Spoiler alert. Ship sinks at the end. The ship sinks, yeah. You fuck you sucked, yeah. You know, I want I thought for sure they're gonna sail on home. I thought like Arnold Schwarzenegger was gonna come in, save the day, patch the ship, maybe McGyver. I don't know. Arnold Schwarzenegger in a canoe. I'll fix these holes.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

You come on here. Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

I'll be back. I gotta go to the hardware store to fix the hole. But like all those movies when I grew up, there was like big, flashy, intense, you know, all the stuff. And now these kids are watching YouTube videos and they're just so simple and just so I don't know, man. They got darker flow, and all these movies are coming out, they're getting big, which is cool because I'm a filmmaker and it's really it's a really cool opportunity for filmmakers, like indie filmmakers, like that don't have big budgets. You can right, like there's there's some charm to the simplicity or the corners you have to cut if you're creative enough, you know what I mean, to like make a movie. So it's interesting. The whole scene's changing right now.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

It is. I look forward to see where it goes as long as it keeps being entertaining and I keep on laughing, yeah, jump scared, and yeah, entertain my brain, and I'm gonna keep on watching.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

But this disclosure shit, like that movie is is like it's it's it's a it's a fictional movie, but that shit's happening right now, man. Like the government is releasing stuff and they're slated to release release more stuff. Did you see that um thing where um Obama had said something about like aliens being real and all this stuff, and then then they interviewed um the president Trump, and he was like, I think, what'd you say, what do you think about um Obama saying that aliens are real? He's like, he shouldn't be talking about classified information. They're like, so you so you so you're saying it's real? He's like, no, I'm just saying that he shouldn't be talking. I'm like, did he slip up, or is that like is it part of it?

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Or is it intentional? Is it staged, right?

SPEAKER_02 27:46

These guys are like they're so in the game, dude. Like they they know exactly what they say, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 27:51

They do, they get paid to say the right thing.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

But I don't know, but I don't know, man. It's it's like it's like this shit is really happening. Like we're having like a real disclosure day right now. Like, but is it real? Have you heard of Project Bluebeam? No, yeah, you've heard of it, right? We've talked about this on here, I think, before, but it's about like um it's about um the government planning to release all this information that's fake, and they're gonna set up like holograms and all this stuff just to get people to believe. And I think part of the idea is to be. Well, religion used to be able to control people with religion, right? If you want to look at it that way. But you could like you could scare people with God, you know. Don't don't do that, you know what I mean. If God's always watching, you know, Santa Claus is always watching. You don't wanna punch your sister, you know what I mean? He sees that, you know, like, oh shit. Okay. Here you go. Here's my apple. Yeah, I don't know, what do you do? But like, but like, so you you got like you got all this shit coming out, like, and they and so the so one of the I've heard someone say that they're changing the narrative. Like, so like well, people aren't scared of like God anymore. People don't even give a crap, you know what I mean? Like, a lot of people don't go to church anymore, churches are fucking dying left and right. How many churches are for sale in our in our area? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 29:02

So many.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

And like there was churches like on the same block right up here, like, and there's like one one's closed, one just went for sale and stuff. But but like aliens, people are really gravitating toward aliens right now. So, like disclosure day, Steven Spielberg kind of fills your brain in with all the with all the visuals and stuff, and then every time you watch the news, like, yeah, uh uh a non-human biologic um was found inside of this ship, and you're like, then you remember the deer head turning into an alien head? Holy fuck, I'm totally like freaked out about deers. You ever watch the fourth kind?

SPEAKER_04 29:39

Uh I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

It's an alien abduction movie. That one's a good one. There's an owl in that one. You should fucking write that one down.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

That's sweet.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

Okay, I will fucking write that one down. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 29:49

The fourth kind.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

The fourth kind. I suck at names, so it could be a few.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

It's the girl from the fifth element. Um, what's her name?

SPEAKER_04 29:56

The fourth kind.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

God, but I can't remember her name. She's like a like an English actor or something.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

What was the video game that she was in? Resident Evil. Resident Evil, yeah. That Resident Evil was awesome. What's her name? The first one. Milovich, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

Yeah, I didn't really. You didn't like the fourth kind? Not really. I didn't think I loved Resident Evil. Resident Evil was awesome. Don't say too much. They got really corny, but Resident Evil, the first time.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Yeah, but the first one was great. The but the the fourth kind, uh, don't tell her anything about it because like it's better if you don't know. I don't really remember a lot. I just remember. It's like a it's like a doc it's like kind of like documentary-ish. Like it's like so it makes it so real. So they well, it's like it's like it's like they have like lost footage and then they fill in the blank with actors and stuff. So like it'll show like the lost footage and the directors in the beginning, and he tells you like, hey, he's like, this is we we pieced in the the the the the parts that we couldn't tell, we just heard stories. Reenactments and so so so they had reenactments with real big actors, and like then the then the footage of what was happening. Okay, and it takes all the time. It takes place in Alaska, like it's the small. I'm not gonna tell you any more about it. Remember when Blair Witch came out?

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Dude, that was great. I was in the movies, it was so good.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

I went twice on opening day. It was great, it was good. Yeah, it was great until you it was better when you thought it was real. Yeah. When you like I remember I remember when it was coming out, because Star Wars was coming out, Star Wars episode one at the time. Yes. And I remember like all these things. I'm like, is this shit fucking real? I'm like, this Blair Witch thing, and they they promoted it like it was a real thing. It was, but then about a week before the movie actually dropped, they had to tell the truth because it was it was, I guess it was people searching the woods, yeah. Like, is it really a really were probably there? I was speaking French back then.

SPEAKER_04 31:49

How did I do that? I don't know. How did I sound?

SPEAKER_02 31:52

I don't know. I can't speak French. My daughter can. Elliot, can you speak French? It's not your daughter. But Elliot, I think Elliot can too.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

No, but Spanish? We were talking about it the other day. I've decided that I should start saying screw people and just turned it on and just really speak with my English uh accent. You should run off the door, and I should just be myself, and then you guys have to deal with it. No more th. I do not, I say 33, and this is me from Naron, and now you deal with my accent. This is I like it. It's it's no more breaking it for English purposes, deal with it.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

Is it harder kind of to do that now because you're so used to talking English?

SPEAKER_04 32:34

I'm so used to breaking it, and then I'm like, wow.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

I I watched you kind of force it out.

SPEAKER_04 32:38

It is, it's very forced.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

It sounds really good though.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

And the Quebec one is so different. The Quebec one is so different. Because when we talk in English uh and we are from Quebec, this is how we sound like. We try very much to uh still be from Canada, and uh this is how we sound because we're from Quebec. But when we are from France, the accent is very much different. We don't care about anything.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

This is like ratatouille.

SPEAKER_04 33:09

Oh, c'est vraiment delicious. It is delicious. Time to eat the meal. Is that what you want me to say? What else? Ratatouille.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Then I'm gonna be the rat. I'm just taking strawberries and cheese and smashing them together. Yeah. The delightful flavors I'm tasting. See, this is great. That was ratatouille right there.

SPEAKER_04 33:25

We could ratatouille. We could have done it, we couldn't reenact it. I will not catch this ridiculous vegetables in this kitchen.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Um but yeah, I think I read something somewhere that barbarians, they were called barbarians because when they came and talked, whatever, wherever they were, it might have been the Americans, I can't remember. Wherever they went, um, people didn't understand what they were saying. So they used to say they used to go bar, bar, bar, bar. That's what they thought they were like. So I'm like, and I and I heard that's why they were called barbarians. I'm like, I don't know if it's true, but that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

I don't know. You know what's funny is like German or Russian, and you hear them speak like they're in their native tongue, it just sounds like they're pissed off. I love a Russian. No matter what they say. It can be like, I love you, honey, have a good day. It sounds like they're gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Oh, my grandmother, my great grandmother was German. Her last name was Hacksbacker, and when I was a kid, so my mom, my mom's dad, uh, they were German. And um, we would go to Ithaca and we'd go see my grandma Hacksbacker, and she didn't speak English, and she'd be like, I'm like, holy shit. Like, it was intense, man. Like, she was just so she didn't speak any English. Like, if she didn't out in front of me, it was just like, is this hard? I remember thinking like same thing you said. I felt it felt like she was mad, like this nine, dang, nine, dang, nine, like, I was like, that was some great German.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

And this bitch's psycho, she's saying it all with a smile on her face. She's like, nine, nine, shoving pie in my face.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

What should I eat it? I didn't even know what she was saying. It was just it was harsh. When we were in Europe, um, I was on tour with Freya and um back in 2007, and one of the bands was a German band, and they were on they they they had like two buses, and we ended up on the bus with all the the the um the German band and um nice. I think there was like a French band, and then then there was like some band from the UK. And I was like, oh man, I'm like, are we gonna really be able to talk to these guys? You know, because I didn't I didn't know them at the time. And like the other band was like, there's like three American bands on there, and I was like, Well, those guys all are gonna be able to communicate, so we're on this other thing, but um They all speak English. Well, their English was great, you know what I mean? I was like, holy shit, I mean I'm the asshole because I don't know how to speak any of their languages. Only language and the hard language to listen to was the guys from the UK. Like I couldn't understand the accent. Like the way they were saying it, and like like the proper English and shit. No, it wasn't proper English. It was like so bad. It's like you bug the bloody thing. I'm like, what the fuck did you just say? Like the other guys were like, the other guys were so clean and precise. Here, take this phone, put it in your bag. Like it in your bag. Yeah, it wasn't Irish accent as well. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the day, back early when he was talking, like it was like kind of it felt like he was definitely like kind of like sometimes you pronounce the words really hard better than we do. You know what I mean? But like I'm just rumbling something, I don't know. That's like English. Did you ever hear that song from that dude? I I can't remember where he was from. He made a song and he sings it all. Um, so it sounds like it's English, but it's not real words, it's all just word substitutes. He's like, I could do that all day. You know? Yeah. I'll play it for you after. I can't I can't I wish I could put it on the back. That's okay. You don't have to.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

That's how it sounds in my head.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

I'm in. Yes, I'm so in.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

I do your back vocals. But yeah, it's crazy. It is crazy. But you should definitely watch Fourth Kind. You should definitely watch Fire in the Sky. You should definitely watch Dark Skies, great movies. And now Disclosure Days. Disclosure Day is hell yes.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

I think I'm gonna watch it this weekend. Uh Saturday is my anniversary. Oh, how many years? I like to do romantic things, so I think I'm gonna take her to disclosure day.

SPEAKER_04 37:09

Take her to obsession.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

Yeah, I don't think I will.

SPEAKER_04 37:12

Go to the movie, like the drive in, get two of them.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

She like horror and aliens, that's our that's our thing. Yeah. So what uh she's gonna love it. What's your anniversary date? 13th. That's crazy. Mine's June 19th.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

That's awesome. Mine is 713. We got married on Friday to 13th.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Friday. This is our 17th year.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

Nice. We're hitting 20 this summer.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

Ours is 17 this year, too.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

17, 17, 20. I'm the Yeah, look at you guys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:43

Look at that. Friday 13th. How long have you been together, you and Matt?

SPEAKER_04 37:47

26 and October.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

Holy shit balls.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

Yeah, we got together on Halloween of 2000. So 26 years this Halloween. And we got married Friday, the 13th, so we're keeping it on the dark side. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Yep, we're just 20 years and 17 married.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

That's so awesome. Yeah, just 22 for Sarah and I. We've been together 22 years, but that's not like, dude, that's not like a common thing anymore.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

It's not. We're so special.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

Like last wedding I went to, we're sitting there and like You gotta look good like me and have an ass like hers. Not what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 38:22

That was great. Man, she's gonna do she's gonna do you a favor tonight.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

He doesn't have any mirrors in his house. He hasn't looked in a mirror in a while. He just he has like foggy windows and stuff. He's like, I look fucking good. Whatever's on the other side.

SPEAKER_01 38:36

I'm getting old. I'm 47 and my eyesight's going, so I think I look good. He's like, damn, I look fucking good.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

I'm like, Julie takes a picture of me. I'm like, I who the fuck? Who the fuck is that? It's me. It's you. Um just 50-year-old fucking dude walking around my shirt off. So I'm just tattooing my whole torso. I'm like, fuck it. If I'm gonna be 50 and older.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

I went over the other day. He was mowing the lawn without a shirt on and a fucking thong. I'm like, what are you doing? What's wrong with that? He's like, I'm getting my tan off. I got a I got a pool, bro. I well, save it for the pool then.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

You don't want to come over and go swimming? I do. I jump in and out with my thong on. Julia thinks it's sexy. You don't think you didn't think it was sexy? She bought it for him. I wait, I don't understand. Why you like what was that's that's not cool? The thong's not cool. I think it's epic. Rock the thong.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

I'm thinking. And you should play the thong song.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

It's funny though, because he wears it backwards and he can't see anything.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

That was you can't wear them backwards, it's the same on both sides. You're lucky I was just gonna be in my birthday, so it could have been just been naked.

SPEAKER_04 39:43

Yes, because he lives so far on awesome street.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

I just thought it was because he's like, you should stop over. And I stop over and he's naked in the ark.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

What the hell? And that's the longest he stayed at my house ever. He stayed for a while. He did that, he was fucking around like a puppy. I'm bending over, picking shit up. He's like, Hey, do you want me to help you?

SPEAKER_01 40:02

I did, but tell the truth. I was out by the garden talking to Julia.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Oh she said they were talking about like, doesn't Ethan look great? Julia's like, no, I am going to. Oh, she's I think I'm hungry right now. And he's like, Yeah, you know, I mean, I I know what you're saying. I get it. I can see with my own two eyes. That sounds just like Josh, too.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

I know. I wouldn't lie. I would definitely say something.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

I am gonna be 100% honest. She did say that. She's like, look at when he's that far away, he looks pretty decent.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

When he gets closer, it's like it's kind of like being drunk in a bar when you're like, oh, he looks that person is good from far, but then you bring up next to you like, who the fuck is he?

SPEAKER_04 40:49

A pair when he's cutting his own grass at home.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

What is that code? Cutting your own grass? We did start the show with manscaping. I'm just cutting my own grass. Yeah, buddy. Wearing wearing a thong, cutting my own grass. Anyway, I uh I can't stay long today, so we're gonna go. We're gonna have to cut this a little short today. But um It was fine. I thought it was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

There's a small town just outside Texas, and uh this guy he's uh he has a fixed door in his bathroom. Okay and he starts inspecting it, and he's gonna get a little bit more. Well what's wrong with the door? He if you'd shut the hell up. So he starts inspecting it, and he realizes like I think maybe all I need is a hinge. So he sends his wife Patty down to the hardware store to get him a hinge, and she goes down the hardware store and there's a line at the counter, so she's waiting patiently and she looks over and she sees this really nice china set on the top shelf. She's like, that's a really nice china set. She's over there looking at it, and then the customers clear out, and the owner, Tom, he comes over and he says, Hey Patty, what can I do for you? And she says, Well, Tom, she's like, I've been looking at this China set, and it's a really nice China set. He says, Yeah, it's it's uh it's antique, it's from like the late 1800s. It's really nice. Come right over from China. And she says, What how much are you asking for that China set? He says, Oh, Patty, he says, uh, you know, I'm asking $500 for this. And she's like, Oh, $500? Ooh, I don't know. $500, that's a lot of money. Well, anyway, what I came down here for my husband John, he uh he sent me down here to get a hinge, and she describes to him what the hinge looks like, whatever, and he says, I'll be right back with you. So he goes in the back room and he looks around for a hinge, and a minute or so later he yells out, he says, Hey Patty, you want a screw with for this hinge? And she says, No, but I'll consider it for the China set.

SPEAKER_04 42:39

Straight from China. Did you get the joke? I did.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

Okay, I was like, okay. Yeah, I I uh I just feel like that is completely offensive to our viewers and listeners. Um, you know, Jack.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

I think she's about to get a great deal.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

I mean, I mean, how how do we know what's his name? Ben, what was this guy? What was the guy's name? I'm not even telling you. So how do we know what he looks like? These people in my mind, I can't imagine who they are. Like I imagine like they're YouTube looking people, like like the old people you see, like that are all fucked up and stuff. I'm imagining like them doing this stuff. So it changes the I'm kind of like, oh shit. Oh shit. That shit happens everywhere. It's kind of like tiger tiger king people.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

What's Tiger King people?

SPEAKER_02 43:26

Tiger King, remember? Isn't that the show, Tiger King? I never watched it. I don't even know what it is. It's on that, it was on Netflix about the guy with the Tiger who is like the strange group of people and stuff, and they all had tigers and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 43:38

A lot of things are about the name for me. If you have a stupid name, I'm probably out.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

And you mean to tell me Tiger King isn't a fucking? I hear a show. Wait, excuse me. I didn't hear a single word you said. I only heard Tiger King. Now, what is that show? I think I want to watch that.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

Remember Secondhand Lion. Remember that movie? No. I never watched it. Everybody was always like, oh, it's such a good movie. I'm like, it's called Second Hand Lion. I'm sure it's not a good thing. I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

That means like that's second place. I want to watch first place. Second hand lion means that it didn't win. It means that you're right behind the best. First place tiger. But what about dragon? What about dragon? Don't you like don't you miss Dragon?

SPEAKER_01 44:20

From uh Skinwalker? Yeah. No. Dragon. Sag and Dragon. Such a gay name.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

I'm starting to get really sick of this show, by the way. Skinwalker Ranch? Yeah. I promise you, I'm so tired of her drone misalignment, freaking interference of Wi-Fi.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Swear to God, I'm sorry. What are you talking about, Warberry? Those drones. Have you seen you're dead to me. Have you seen?

SPEAKER_04 44:48

Josh, did you see the whole thing about the drones? I'm like, come on. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

Have you seen the Masters of the Universe drones thing they just did? No. I have not seen that. Did you see the drone? You should look up Masters of the Universe drones. No. And like the movie. Dude, it like put the logo up there. It did this wicked, intricate shit. I mean, it looked 3D at times. It had the sword going on He-Man's back. It had Skeletor. I can't wait to watch that movie.

SPEAKER_01 45:13

I watched the movie last week.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

You should look up drone, Masters of the Universe. These people are the people that put that shit on. So for them to fly in a small, tight little 100 by 100 drone grid should be simple. That's the thing. Like they they go to big cities.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Yeah, sounds stupid, but it's such a thousands of drones all doing exactly what they're supposed to.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Yeah, like crazy art shows, but they can't fucking fly into this this this this 100 hour.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

I think it's basically like here's every episode. They were just hey guys, we're gonna be going out into the triangle and putting some more technology.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

Yeah, I'm just so tired of them launching rockets.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

Something bad happened.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Yeah, it's like Oak Island. That's right, it's like watching fucking Oak Island. They're like, let's do it again. Oak Island.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

Here's a piece of wood. Another piece of wood. I'm honestly getting tired of this Pokemon.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Seriously, can you stop? I'm just so sick of Dom already.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

Maybe there's something else. I don't know. I'm making my preach, child, you freaking preach, my child.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

You think it was don't hang him on, he's not gonna stop. I think it was 2018. I went to AlienCon in Baltimore and I met uh uh the Clotworth guy, what's his name? Robert Clotworth or whatever, the guy that narrates um Oak Island. Oh so it was like 2018. So it was like eight years ago, and he signed an Oak Island thing for me, and he signed it um like man, I can't remember what he signed it. He signed it like something that sounded like they were like on top of a discovery. And he's like, I can't tell you anymore. He's like, but you better tune in for this season. And I was like, oh my god, this season's gonna be awesome. And then it's just eight more years of just not finding anything.

SPEAKER_03 47:03

But what oh might we gotta be what? That might be a buckle. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

Yep. Dude, did I ever show you the video? I'm with you on Oak Island.

SPEAKER_04 47:17

But the the the guy from Oak Island that goes and interview everybody now is on Skywalker Ranch interviewing every I'm like fuck this show.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

I'm so sick of him.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

Skinwalker ranch. Yeah. So so the what's cool, what I I told Josh yesterday and he he kind of wasn't he wasn't thrilled with my with my um observation. But no, it's not that I'm not thrilled, I just don't agree.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

We can differ in opinion. You are free now to do it. No, we cannot agree.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

So, like, so I was thinking, like it just kind of like dawned on me. I'm like, you know what, they keep doing all this shit. That one dude was working for the government for a little bit. He didn't tell anybody for like a season or two. Like he's like, I couldn't tell you because I was doing this thing. I'm like, so how do you know what he was reporting back? Like he never said that he did or didn't, you know what I mean? He just kind of came out and said, This okay, whatever, this this um this this Travis dude. And so, um, and now he the he talk is like, man, that's the same frequency that they use to talk to the satellites in space. He's like, he's like, it's it's crazy. Like, if it from Earth to space communication, and then all of a sudden I'm like, Yeah, you want to know why? Because the government has something fucking there, and they're sending a signal to a satellite that they're probably like jamming, they're jamming their single signals, or that that fucking dome is some something that the government maybe has. I don't but I don't I don't know. I think I think that they're like either I think that they're watching them, and then they then their signals are them either that's when they're spying on them. They're definitely watching them. But I think that's signaling because some community happening. I think it's the government.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

Transfer of intelligence, transfer of information, exchange of good for info. Like how many how many humans have they trade and sent over to get extra technology or at all? I don't know. I can get deep into that hole.

SPEAKER_02 49:04

But if but I think that the I I put it this way, if what what if you're getting close to something and you had the it the control to like stop people from getting too close? Send a gym, bimp, fuck their equipment up, yeah. You know, whether it's alien or whether it's like what if it's ancient alien tech? What if it is like a black hole, or not a black hole, but a um uh a wormhole? And um what if like there is something weird there, right? And so um and the government knows because they were there for 10 years, I think, or something like that, or 15 years, however long they were with Bigelow. They do know so so they know something. They probably took it out of the ground already, because that that whole area is already dismantled. We already know because of the coin, but it already I already thought it was that way anyway. But like, what if like every time what if there's still something in there they can't take? You know what I mean? What if there's something there that's that's fucking weird? I definitely think something weird's going on there, and I and I think the government has something in the ground that's like that, or they're controlling it from a satellite, and they're like every time they get close to something, they just interference, yeah. EMPs just like that's what they say now, right? If there's a war and there's an EMP, it'll put all of our cell phones out, our TVs, or stuff.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

That's it, they push a button and everything goes out.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

They control so so technology, it's a couple of seconds. Who is they?

SPEAKER_01 50:14

It's funny because we went back and forth on this the other day, and we've already had this conversation, and we just went back and forth and back and forth for like quite a while. And then uh it was like two days later, or whatever we were talking about something else, and he messages me, he sends me I don't know, something like arguing with the opinion, and I said, I'm not even getting into it with you. And then he's like, Come on, man. I'm like, no, and then he like he keeps texting me stuff, and I'm like, oh, he's getting pissed off because I won't engage. I'm like, I'm just gonna ignore you. He's like, come on, man, don't get mad at me. And I'm like, I'm just gonna ignore him and see what happens.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

He just throws words in there. I never said that. I don't give a shit what he thinks. I'm just I'm just sending him facts. And he's sitting there, he's like, yeah, he's upset at home. I'm not gonna answer. I'm like, this motherfucker gotta fucking read this fucking.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

I was I was going to, but then like the more, the more I was the more I was sending him back. I'm not engaging with you, I'm not arguing. He's I could tell he's like, or I don't know if he really was, but he's just oh, he's getting pissed off. I'm just gonna ignore him. Nah. Well, we're gonna leave on that note.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

Josh is a dick. Thanks, Renee, for laughing at my joke. My joke was way better. She laughed way louder at my joke, and it wasn't even meant to be a joke. I was just saying something. Guys, that was fun. That was good chatting with you guys. I got a jet, so Josh, peace in the Middle East. Renee, please. We will see you next Tuesday.